Selch

Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.

You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.

Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.

Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.

by Prof. Mars April 4, 2013

Speecher

A person who gives a speech

Ellen, a speecher, bases most of her speeches on teen-hood parenting.

by Stephanie Hauser October 29, 2008

freedom of speech

A term that is frequently misused in a double-standard way to bash Isalm.

It is a basic righ for human beings, yet it is better used sensibly and responsibly and with equal chance.

a bigot: Fuck the fucking muslim fucks!!!!! Muslims are all piles of dirt!!!!
a muslim: you should not talk that dirty about any religion, including Islam.
a bigot: Fuck you bastard. I am using my fucking freedom of speech. You should not oppose what I say. Do you know anything about democracy you stupid raghead, naphead, dothead, retard!!!

by Commenter February 14, 2008

speiched

To fuck up ones life and the lives of everyone around you. Usually involves loss of money, loss of social status, shame to yourself and shame to your family.

origin of the word: when personnel at a certain base in Iraq decide to put all morals aside and have sex with anyone and everyone, totally disregarding current family status in the states. once the person gets caught they get fucked by the regulations or "speiched" by the regulations.

Sean:"That married chick just got the train run on her by two fire fighters, that bitch is about to get speiched."

Brittany: "He kissed me cause I was sad, I didnt know he was married, one thing led to another, and I had my first anal."

Colin: "Whatever whore you are both about to get speiched."

by boo-thang April 10, 2010

speech fuck

a term originating in State College, Pennsylvania, when two people tend to talk to each other, either in a sexual or casual manner, on a regular basis or all the time, often in public, to a point where it seems like they are making up for having sexual intercourse by talking to each other

dude 1: look at that dude and that chick over there, they talk to each other like that at this exact time every single day
dude 2: ya dude that's called speech fucking.
dude 1: i wonder when the school will make a rule forbidding that
dude 2: who knows

by bigbadbarbash March 27, 2011

Spechial

when you are level 9 *unique* and both physically and mentally *different*. You can be spechial when you're just too handicappé for this world.

*verduda has a leg spasm and falls over* - "oh verduda you're so spechial!"

by Spechial2468 August 7, 2017

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020