speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

speed fatigue

When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds

I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.

by DanTangelo March 20, 2021

Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

by MJVcuse June 30, 2007

Speed Gap

The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.

Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!

Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.

by RandyAndy21 March 12, 2011

Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.

by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017

speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.

We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?

by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022

speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007