When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011
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Is jealous of Lexinizer's good looks.
Destined to become a balloon man at birthday parties and elementary school events.
Is jealous of Lexinizer's good looks.
Destined to become a balloon man at birthday parties and elementary school events.
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by super1 January 19, 2011
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The act of holding your breath after taking a toke on a spliff then as it becomes more difficult to keep the breath in, breathing in. Aiming to take at least 3 breaths before it becomes unbearable and you have to let it out.
Helps if you are standing to allow your lungs full capacity but be sure you have a friend who can catch you when you forget your legs are there!
Helps if you are standing to allow your lungs full capacity but be sure you have a friend who can catch you when you forget your legs are there!
Dude: Hey man, you know when you hold your breath after a toke, try to breath in when it gets hard to hold it!
Man: *tries* Woooah! Dude, I'm sparrowing!
Man: *tries* Woooah! Dude, I'm sparrowing!
by Bladeface December 22, 2013
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Get the swarrowed mug.The absolute worst variation of a joke that could ever, in all existence and time, occur. Usually performed by a specific person, see retard, hairy for more details. If you succeedingly accomplish a sparrowhawk, also identified as a "SH," surrounding persons are free to completely silence, injure, or at greater extents permenantly damage/disable the Sparrowhawk-er. A sparrowhawk could possibly be compared to a dud, joke assasin, only multiplied to an extreme extent.
"So th-"
"Please, save yourself before you Sparrowhawk, as you regullarly do, before I take that stapler, which should surely save you if you proceed."
"Please, save yourself before you Sparrowhawk, as you regullarly do, before I take that stapler, which should surely save you if you proceed."
by Don't SH me. January 12, 2005
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1. To be in a state of intoxication; drunk; inebriated.
2. To be mildly intoxicated, tipsy; buzzed.
(Derived from the film character Captain Jack Sparrow, as portrayed by American actor Johnny Depp)
1. To be in a state of intoxication; drunk; inebriated.
2. To be mildly intoxicated, tipsy; buzzed.
(Derived from the film character Captain Jack Sparrow, as portrayed by American actor Johnny Depp)
After a hard day's work we got sparrowed down at the pub.
She only had one glass of wine, but already she was sparrowed.
She only had one glass of wine, but already she was sparrowed.
by DasN July 25, 2008
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by Wayne L December 29, 2004
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