suicide sanchez

A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.

After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.

by Fudgestick March 25, 2017

Ginger Sanchez

When you are having anal sex with a woman, while she is on her period, you stick a finger, or two, into her vagina, get them good and bloody, reach around and wipe them onto her upper lip.

I got to give katelyn her favorite present last night, a ginger sanchez. She was so happy.

by Cyrano515 October 3, 2017

Noodle Sanchez

A floppy noodle that smells like poop.

Jonathon put his noodle Sanchez in another dude.

by Casey317 April 27, 2022

spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

Creamy Sanchez

Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.

I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.

by SGTP February 7, 2007

Dali [Sanchez]

Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner's back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of Dali. Very Surreal...

After a Boffo night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A real Dali Sanchez.

by cool pluck September 26, 2010

sancha

A sancha is your second lady. Not your wife, or your girlfriend, but your number two. If something were to happen to your wife or girlfriend (i.e. freak accident) your sancha would be there to wipe away your tears.

ex #1 "My wife is a prude in bed, but my Sancha...woo wee...she's a freak! Its like that whole yin and yang thing!"

ex #2 Me: "I can do things with my sancha that I just can't do with my wife."
Friend: "Like what eh?"
Me: "You know like sending her home, or anal or stuff like that"

by Marcos August 29, 2004