Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

poo sacking

To take a dump in a pillow case or similar sack-like bag and then beat your partner with it. Commonly practiced by but not strictly limited to members of the homosexual community.

After a tiresome day at work Tarquin decided to go home, kick off his shoes and partake in a good poo sacking.

by Botty bot bot November 12, 2007

Stacking Pussy

Stacking Pussy refers to an individuals inability to maintain a properly organized schedule of incoming vagina, and the subsequent need to then stack the pussy up somewhere. Originates from RubixxQube and the Top 40 Entourages song "Bitches on my Dick", in the phrase "I stack that scrilla and that pussy to the roof of my Tahoe."

Did you hear that Jamal was fuckin' his baby mama, her cousin AND that bitch from Little Caesars? Nigga be stacking pussy to goddamn high.

by RubixxQube January 9, 2010

Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.

1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.

by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

sparking spot

any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.

we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL February 11, 2009

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010