Soggy whopper

An excessively wet and soggy vagina after extreme and vigorous sexual activity

Candy had a soggy whopper after big daddy had finished with her

by Daddy1233456789 December 31, 2015

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

by Smatus November 24, 2017

Soggy Hashbrown

A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.

"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."

by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016

soggy marshmallow

When your girl wants to fuck and is really wet but you are flaccid so you kinda just grind up against each other.

Yeah so my girl totally wanted to fuck last night but i couldn't get it up so i just gave her a soggy marshmallow and went to bed.

by kokapuff August 27, 2015

Soggy Beef

Soggy, Beef -

1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.

Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.

2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.

#soggybeef on Twitter

Soggy Beef -
Example:

1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.

2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''

by njabindon September 22, 2014

Soggy Campfire

When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.

Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*

by JimDSG September 18, 2016