sneed

sneed is a common term used to describe people with extremely nerdy characteristics including pasty skin, lack of communication skills (unless online), extreme red eye, and the ability to beat any rpg in under 15 hours. Sneed's often tend to befriend other sneeds and create groups of l33t gamers who develop plans to one day conquer middle earth through the skills of a lvl 70 wizard mage.

The man who memorized pi to like 9992309470417 decimal places is a huge sneed. yet i envy him

Steve Erkel, Dexter from dexters lab, peabody, professor frink, J.R.R. Tolkien, George Lucas

by adam yeske October 7, 2005

Sneard

A neard who enjoys sniffing fat womens bicycle seats

That guy is a total sneard.

by Bob W. Rose June 2, 2008

skerd

Also see Skurrd, Hurruh and Over Therruh

Dallas's way of deforming words to separate themselves from other Texas cities.

'You skurrd? why you skurrd? dont be skurrd?'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

snard

Last piece of anything purchased in quantity. That scrappy piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken left in the bottom of the bucket, 3 days later, and while it has not gone bad, nobody wants to eat it.

Yes, I checked the fridge for leftovers, but all that's left is snard.

by isavelives January 17, 2010

sneed

short for "special need"; a person who acts like a complete retard.

Dude! Your such a sneed! I told you not to lick it! Man, next time don't be so sneedy!

by Verno the Inferno December 6, 2006

nerd's nerd

A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.

A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.

B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.

A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"

by Cont78 August 3, 2011

snard

that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.

"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"

by CraigH November 30, 2005