Snark

A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.

Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?

by marekhud July 14, 2010

snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

Snarkgasm

After snarkubation comes snarkgasm. Now the snarkubator is satisfied for the moment at least.

If one snarkubates enough evenuually they will reach snarkgasm.

by Withoutaname April 23, 2014

Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.

When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"

by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016

dirty snarkle

to take a sh*t on one's face then snarkle them.

John got Ryan back with a dirty snarkle.

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

Snarking

It is when someone secretly sends humorous or embarrasing e-mails from another persons e-mail address as a practical joke.

Make sure you log out, or you'll be a victim of snarking.

by Malden July 30, 2007

snarkabratory

To comment on topic / item / situation in gratuitously snarky, scabrous semi-crapulous and peurile manner with references to juv icons. Most often in a vain attempt to appear relevant to someone under-25. Usually associated with outpourings from semi-literate "urban kultcha kritic" magazine journo's.

"MTV is the same age as Justin Timberlake. To progress from that in the usual snarkabratory way is to say TV producers have even less talent than a e-tard flamed on bang".

by UrbanPopTwink August 1, 2006