crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

smacking

1. awesome; incredible; great; fantastic
-can also be used as-
2. horrible; useless; bad quality
3. Interjection

That was a smacking performance!

What smacking sound quality...

Smack that!

by The Indian Nerd:Akshaya (jk!) March 25, 2010

Smocking

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.

by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004

Sticking out your GYAT for the rizzler

This was made by some 7 y/o or smth showing how down bad the human race has devolved

Sticking out your GYAT for the rizzler😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
ur so skibidi🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻🧻🧻😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
ur so fanum tax 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I just wanna be ur sigma😎😎😎😎😎😎🏋🏋🏋🏋🏋🏋
friggin come here now💦💦💦💦🍆🍑
gimme ur ohio🤑🤑🤑🤑🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎

by Bigbuffblackman October 19, 2023

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009