Spelling Queen

An educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the English language. She uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. However, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. For this reason she has earned the title of a queen.

Person A writes: "an outrages amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "it's outrageous"
Person A corrects sentence: "an outragous amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "I SAID IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

A true Spelling Queen would be able to read through this definition and example and mock it for improper spelling found therein.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 4, 2013

Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

proper spelling

Being able to spell like a normal, educated person. Some people aren't capable of this; this is why words like yuo, OMG, teh, dood, and much of the haxor language exists.

On UrbanDictionary.com, proper spelling has gone the way of the dinosaur.

by Shawn B. May 11, 2003

stelling

The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.

Stelling Banjos = SEX

by Bluegrass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2008

proper spelling

Not looking like an idiot when one is typing. Being able to spell out words correctly.

God you're and idiot! You can't even spell

by Liz March 5, 2004

Snelling

When your lazing around your house sniffing your friends jizz, selling your belongings for drugs and generally being a crack head.

Liam was at home snelling

by NigelPenisLover June 30, 2011

selling pie

Slang for selling drugs

Hey, you selling pie?

-"What do you do for a living?"

-"I sell pie"

by dgnikngf October 2, 2009