belly smashed

Placing your penis in the bellybutton, and then continuing to have sex in it.

He belly smashed the hell out of her with his two inch hammer

by James Gresham November 15, 2023

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

Smashed Cinnabon

When you cream pie your own pants.

Last night Quincy had a dream about Sydney Sweeney and woke up with a Smashed Cinnabon in his pajamas.

by Wizzil March 20, 2026

Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 29, 2022