Slopface

A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.

Hey, Slopface, Put down that camera and go make some more Texas toast.

by sloparoo October 19, 2009

slother, slothed, slothing

slother: (n) a stoner with a reputation for exhibiting sloth like behavior when under the influence.

sloth, slothing, slothed: (v) when a stoner can't get off the couch or falls alseep while high

slother, slothed, slothing

That guy is such a slother, because he can never get off the

couch when he smokes.

Don't soth all day on my couch, if we smoke.

I just woke up after slothing all afternoon.

She's not getting up for awhile, as she's hella slothed.

by demandrew August 3, 2011

slothenfuss

Being a lazy procastinator

I'm such a slothenfuss for moving the date of my wedding forward because I'm too lazy to plan it.

by retsaocflug February 22, 2013

Sloth Mode

A mood people enter when their energy and motivation levels hit a low.

I was going to make an outbound sales call today, but I've entered Sloth Mode, so I'm just going to sit here and Google stuff...

by DrAwesome150 November 17, 2014

sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017