Sparksmcnoodle

1. A pretty girl, and/or guy. 2. A silly thing, usually a noun, to displace swear words.

1. Hey, you speacial sparksmcnoodle. 2. Shut the sparksmcnoodle up! Sparksmcnoodle that, I'm leaving! Son of a sparksmcnoodle!

by Lana. January 31, 2006

San Jose Sharks

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.

Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

chicken-slacks

really tight fitting pants that when worn make the wearer's legs resemble that of a chicken's.

'dancin with the chicken-slacks...twistin the night away'

by hollbl November 28, 2003

sparks

just another word for cash or monies, easy as that.

tits! i'm all out of sparks, can you get this round in?

by Andy Crawford September 29, 2006

slarsh

the end product of an interspecies sex act. because a human cannot impregnate an animal, the collective juices seep from the creature's swollen orifice, producing a rancid stench. it is considered a delicacy in many parts of asia.

After a night of extended bestiality, I awoke to find that I was covered in SLARSH.

by dr.smegman December 5, 2010

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

Niggy Sparks

Term used for black people that act white inside

I wanted to lynch that Niggy Sparks so that he could be put in his place

by Disease Master January 20, 2009