Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!

by Doug Mertons January 2, 2015

Slapdash

1. (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless
2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner
3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away*

*This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.

I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge.

by Clovis Fields May 1, 2010

Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008