Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025

baby sounding

when you give birth through your urethra, akin to sounding with a baby.

yesterday i had triplets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the baby sounding was awesome!

by camillelavigne November 1, 2025

Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

Drive-By Shouting

The instant in which a person passing you on the road yells insults or profanities for the duration of time you can hear them.

Suzie (The Drive-By Shouting Initiator): Your cock-sucking bitch ass can go to hell! i hate you! Ass hole!

Mike: :O

by RiotStarteR September 2, 2010

high-pitched sex sounding

making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.

The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

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This shouldn't get accepted

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by Ultimate0 March 4, 2021

music that shouldnt be played

Music that shouldnt be played is the song i wanna tell you a secret

“Hey bro! wanna listen to some music”
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’

by defonotskye October 27, 2021