Shmaps

A friend with whom you trot the globe with.

Shmaps and I are going to Europe.

by mitpron July 16, 2009

shmo bag

some ugly bitch ass hoe

ew look at that shmo bag

by fattydaddy101 October 27, 2018

Shmoe

It means fat hairy sausage

"Whoa look at that Shmoe!"
"Thats one big Shmoe you got there,"
"Man! Look at your Shmoe!"
"His Shmoe is well big!"

by X_Doigy October 9, 2006

shmapple

to lose your virginity to an animal

dana abraham was in the forrest and shmapple with a snake

by Dana abraham February 17, 2009

My Schmopee

When being silly is the goal, but with a touch of seriousness, an overdone response Pet Name, typically given in after the first silly Pet name is given.

When she said she was my Squishy, we agreed I had to be Schmopee.

by Scott the Schmoopster September 8, 2005

Shmock

A shoe-sock. An article of clothing that can be worn like a shoe but washed like a sock.

I love wearing shmocks, if I step in dog poo I can throw them in the washer and then the dryer like a pair of socks.

by Cujo STL April 18, 2006

Shmock

The word you say when your fall suddenly.

"Wow, we're having so much fun.... shmock! ow.. i just fell."

by Jolly, April 30, 2010