shmenis

what you would say to someone if they had a very small dick (mix of small and penis)

patric has a shmenis ha ha ha

by Dominic DiBiase August 4, 2004

Shent

Yet another word for shit, along the lines of "shat".

Oh man, I need a shent!
That place is shent!

by horntown November 22, 2010

shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

by alfano December 10, 2008

Shmena

originated from this one boy in our high school, making annoying noises, being stupid and now, it is said by everyone in our school, and it basically is when your "demanding" someone, its just fun, your insane, its like....sketchy.

"yo..SHMENA BUTT, lets go"

by bethy December 3, 2004

Sementologist

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.

Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016

Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox August 21, 2016

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004