Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

shlort

An undersized penis that is 3 inches or less

Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...

Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o

by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003

shlongo

over sized penis

ross has a big shlongo

by ross campbell May 1, 2003

shlong clap

The clapping together of two very large willies

"Hey that dude's totally cool let's go talk to him and give him a shlong clap!"

by Jordelle Cunliffe July 3, 2006