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Shitstorm

When you shit in her mouth and she shits in yours and you 69 and then you fuck her and then cum in her.
Ricky: “You’ll never guess what happened to me last night!”
Max: “What!?”
Ricky: “Nah she let me shitstorm last night it was wild?”
Max: “Did you take a shitstorm shot?”
Ricky: “Of course you can’t miss out on the shitstorm shot!”
by Jank Allah May 6, 2022
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shittest cunt

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right
by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022
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cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex September 2, 2016
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Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Pooh Shiestenberg

That one character in one piece that appeared in chapter 5 and died randomly in chapter 974
How one piece fans look at you when you tell them you don’t know who pooh shiestenberg is
by CumCondiment October 11, 2021
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Liberal Shitstorm

A daily occurring event since at least 2015, when Donald Trump ran and won the presidency in 2016.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.
Person 1
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.

Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.
by WokeMan91 April 28, 2022
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shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.
Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.
by neatoh September 6, 2010
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