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Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.
by McFeather November 6, 2008
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shiggy

An abbreviation of the name of creator of Nintendo and a lot of their emblematic characters, Shigeru Miyamoto.
Dude! did you see the regginator pwn shiggy at that Wii fit soccer game at the E3 nintendo press conference!?
Yeah! that was intense!
by TheManEatingCar December 11, 2007
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Shiney

The asian way to spell shiny, meaning bright in appearance.
Damn that quarter is so shiney!
by shiney monkey September 25, 2005
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Shiny Faced

When you perform oral sex on a girl then ejaculates on your face leaving it shiny aftermath.
Angel: So i was totally eating out Erika and then she totally basted all over my face!

Yun: Nice, looks you got shiny faced.
by mickenzie92 April 13, 2010
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Shiny Trombone

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.
James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.
by timpanum September 20, 2014
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shingjay

The rarest of names, this person is guaranteed to have a small ass dick and be fat af, got big balls, big head, thick neck, be called in racist fashions, will occasionally be called as sanjay instead, has a certain charm, mighty unto hentai and the such genres of anime.
SHINGJAY, pray for us please
by BigNiggaWithBigDick January 25, 2019
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Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.
'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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