pubic hair shield

It is when your pubic hair tangles up into a shield if a man is about to be hit in the nads with a heavy object.

Pubic Hair Shield Activate!!!

by Fyshel Stix July 5, 2008

sword and shield

An activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect penis tries to thrust in into the vagina, or in other words the shield.

Me and my girl were playing sword and shield last night.

by liljohn98 November 9, 2015

shields up

the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.

Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.

by Bungalow Bill September 28, 2002

Shielded Wolf

When a man blindfolds his woman, cums in his face, then howls.

He just shielded wolfed that chick last night!

by dr4chess November 22, 2011

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

shield

Name of secrete organization in the marvel superhero universe

Agent Coulson is level 8 clearance in shield.

by Iusedmyrealnamewhatyougonnado September 1, 2019

shieldmare

When you wake up at some ungodly hour remembering you've forgotten to set a shield in your war game.
When you can't log into said game when your shield is about to expire.

I woke up at 1am from a shieldmare! Thought I'd forgotten to set a shield for the night!

by Minties2 September 13, 2019