scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010

Shittered

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

by Heav_87 May 31, 2006

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

shameful shitter

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

by joshua700 October 6, 2009

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Twitter Shitter

Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.

"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"

by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008