shampooh

When you fuck a bitch as big as shamoo in the ass. May be a challenge for some men depending on the size of the whale-o-woman

Tom: Did you shampooh that bitch last night
Dick: I tried but her ass cheeks were so fat I couldn't get my dick in all the way

by NewTownVilly August 16, 2009

shampoozle

The last little bit of bubbles left in the shampoo bottle that really should have been thrown away. You squeeze the bottle like crazy trying to get enough out to wash your hair one last time.

I was so mad this morning, I went to wash my hair and all that was left in the bottle was shampoozle.

Aeriel: Steve, why didn't you throw away this shampoo bottle? It's empty.
Steve: It is not empty, there's still shampoozle left!

by Aleah :) April 30, 2008

Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!

by drewsopher November 18, 2011

shampoo

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!

by Speas March 9, 2003

shampoo

to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!

by Kerrie May 13, 2005

shampooza

When i male is having vaginal intercourse, just before climax, he pulls his penis out of the vagina and "jizzes" in the females hair.

"Im about to be a shampooza baby. AHH!!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"

by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006

Body Shampoo

Shampoo used while receiving a table shower.

The smell of the body shampoo wasn't a concern once the table shower was nearing its finish.

by Jo mamma said knock you out August 16, 2011