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Shagger

A male figure who gets pussy, free weed and has a sick trim. Often located in jersey, channel island
by 6ft under March 17, 2019
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Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'
by The angry badger October 28, 2019
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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
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Tranny shagger

Hay man I’m a tranny shagger Is it gay
by RYDO McShagger October 4, 2020
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Cat shagger

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work
by Jammy lizard December 31, 2020
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Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots
It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.
by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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