Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

Shaggered

When you’re on the way from a one night stand … shagged and haggard
“ look at Jenny she looks shaggered”

Look at Jenny she looks Shaggered from last night

by MelanieJade4 March 22, 2023

ferry shagger

A man that’s a roofer from south Queensferry called David who shags woman

He’s a ferry shagger. That man’s a ferry shagger
Fuck sake there’s a ferry shagger .

by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022

Sheep Shagger

A term usually used to take the piss out of people of welsh descent.

"Amy you stink" said Jamie. "Shut the fuck up you fat ginger sheep shagger." She replied.

by UrbanShithousery February 15, 2024

Top shagger

It’s me josie

Josie is a top shagger

by Pat1269 May 8, 2019

Cat shagger

Eilia shags his cats all day everyday

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work

by Jammy lizard December 31, 2020

Ferry shagger

A guy David coats that shags who wants it.

The ferry shagger a roofer

David coats is a ferry shagger

by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022