Slip Shaft

The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.

Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.

by Thorpheus September 20, 2009

Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.

Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.

by Pussilia August 13, 2009

self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.

Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee

I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.

by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013

shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008