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Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".
Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*
by father longnipples May 11, 2022
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Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
by Blobino fan December 13, 2022
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Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.

The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others

They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
He is acting like such a big baby that he has explosive behavioral morbidity disorder.
by Doctor WTF December 17, 2022
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Explosive behavior morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.

The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others

They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
The adult population has been suffering from explosive behavioral morbidity disorder because they can't get their way.
by Type2GenomeManiac December 17, 2022
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explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.
I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.
by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023
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Explosive Brown Stuff

A brown or yellow liquid that commonly comes out of your urinal hole.
"Holy fuck that jumpscare made Explosive Brown Stuff come out of my ass."
by Hennesyy June 6, 2023
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