scissor seption

Like a cock block but for lesbians.

Allison wants to huck up with Angie at Sophie's party. But in the end Sophie and Angie huck up. Alison's Bestfriend yells out scissor seption.

by Sophiezu June 17, 2016

Seman septic

A guy who takes many "loads" orally or anal and holds them inside themselves.

Jordan: "man I've been feeling really sick this week"
Alex: " it's cause all you've done is be a seman septic"
Jordan: "it's only ten loads!"
Alex: "....seman septic"

by Knoxxturnal September 30, 2021

Anti-Semetic

Anything Benjamin Netanyahu doesn't like

Watermelons are anti-semetic.

by king of wordsania September 10, 2025

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025

8 de Septiembre

El mejor día del año porque es el día de Asturias. Bebe sidra, come cachopo y haz el crimen

Persona 1: Eh tío hoy es 8 de septiembre

Persona 2: ¡Cago'n Ros! El dí d'Asturies

by oskarnes October 15, 2019

Transductisized-radiostinctive-septisonerication

The reaction that occurs when you combine toothpaste and bread

It uses transductisized-radiostinctive-septisonerication.

by Dmsmpaptwd January 28, 2021

Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

by huskyspin April 4, 2025