Scotting about

When someone is being proud of he shouldn't be proud of - like being a scot.

person 1 - what was she scotting about?
person 2 - she was scotting about her father's new car,
have u seen it? it's not even new!

by 0_0_0_0 March 31, 2007

shunting

To drive like a clown balloon in racing games because of lack of skill compared to the shuntee. Usually manifested in the act of ramming others cars into walls.

"Oi stop shunting me you northern monkey"

by Not Danny April 19, 2008

Scotting Around

sitting around watching anime and playing Final fantasy. NOT BATHING. ANd eating way to much junk food

dude get off your ass and stop scotting around

by Vchaos November 25, 2003

Counting Teeth

The recognition of the message being verbally communicated out of another's mouth. i.e. reading lips.

By counting teeth, I can tell when a homeless guy is lying about not drinking... especially if the front one is missing.

by Hummus Dummus March 28, 2011

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

wiki-scouting

The act of going onto wikipedia.org, searching some a topic, and then randomly clicking on any underlined blue word that takes you to a whole different subject. Usually is done repetively for hours at a time.

"Man wiki-scouting is going to get me some bad grades. Here I am supposed to be searching "The Cold War", and now im all the way on the Atlantic Ocean."

by princesskai123 March 29, 2009

sconning

a Sconning is a feast usually consisting of a three course meal.

We had a Sconning of note.

by A3aan October 30, 2011