Shweet

The massive dump you endure the next morning after a long night of munchies.

Paul: I took the biggest shweet today.

Jim: It was probably the turkey-banana sandwiches dude.

by whereismymindd January 28, 2011

Schwetting

Schwetting is when it is so warm and hot your body is so wet it sweats, also a feeling you get before being in front of the boss or during a job interview. Schwetting, soaking wet or really damp or wet sweating. Very humid with a lack of air conditioning.

Phew, it's so hot today I am schwetting barrels ... OMG you killed the bosses cat?? you gorra be schwetting...

by BillyDaGayFish August 31, 2013

shweeto

(Noun) a person, place, or thing that acts as if they are cooler than everybody. They think they know everything. They have confidence, but for all the wrong reasons, and they always look like an idiot. Awkward word be the best way to describe a Shweeto. They think they are hip, but they are painfully socially inept. They also wear clothes that they think are cool, but again, they look like a dweeb. Think a guido, or a emo kid, or any style that makes a person stand out but stand out because they look like an idiot

1. Look at that shweeto over there talking to that girl as if hes gonna lay the pipe...
2. Mark Sanchez looks like a Shweeto with that headband on his terribly feminine curly hair.

by Michael Pussy boy October 13, 2013

Schweelin

A term used for an individual who is slightly intoxicated while driving.

Damn Daniel, this guy is swerving all over the road!

Yeah, I saw him pull out from the bar parking lot, you know he is schweelin.

by Too Tall Jimboslice June 28, 2016

schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!

by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017

schweezum

A combination of sweet, jeez & damn

Schweezum! That cat is awesome but you paid how much for it?!

by wrinkle_in_time May 7, 2018

Schwefte

Snorting the deadly concoction of bubble and MD.

Mate I can't wait to get on it tonight, going to get so schwefte

by drugLord45 October 3, 2018