The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025

Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

by huskyspin April 4, 2025

Hard Problem of Skepticism

The self-devouring realization that consistent, radical skepticism leads to the paralysis of not being able to trust any knowledge, including the knowledge that skepticism is a valid approach. If you doubt everything, on what grounds do you justify the act of doubting? The hard problem is that skepticism is a powerful tool for clearing intellectual weeds, but it eventually turns on the garden it's supposed to protect, leaving no ground to stand on.

Example: "She was such a pure skeptic she doubted her own senses, memories, and the laws of physics. The hard problem of skepticism hit when she tried to explain her philosophy: to communicate, she had to assume language, logic, and my ability to understand—all things her skepticism supposedly rejected. She just sighed deeply."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Philosophy of Skepticism

A branch of philosophy that examines the nature, scope, and justification of skeptical arguments throughout history—from Pyrrho and Sextus Empiricus to Descartes, Hume, and contemporary epistemology. It analyzes different forms of skepticism (global, local, methodological), the paradoxes of skeptical self‑refutation, and the responses to skepticism such as foundationalism, coherentism, and common‑sense philosophy. The philosophy of skepticism is not itself skeptical; it is the disciplined study of skepticism as a philosophical tradition and problem.

Example: “His work in the philosophy of skepticism traced how ancient Pyrrhonism differed from modern Cartesian doubt—one sought tranquility through suspension of judgment, the other used doubt as a tool for indubitable foundations.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026

Sociology of Skepticism

A field that studies skepticism as a social phenomenon—how skeptical communities form, how they enforce orthodoxy, how they distinguish legitimate doubt from “pseudoskepticism,” and how skepticism can serve as a status marker or a tool for exclusion. It examines the social networks, conferences, publications, and online spaces where skepticism is practiced, revealing that skeptics are not isolated individuals but members of communities with their own rituals, heroes, and boundary‑policing mechanisms.

Example: “The sociology of skepticism revealed that online skeptic forums often replicate the same gatekeeping they accuse religious communities of—excommunicating heretics who question the group’s sacred texts, like peer‑reviewed consensus.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026

Anthropology of Skepticism

The ethnographic and cross‑cultural study of skepticism as a lived practice—how communities cultivate doubt, how they distinguish legitimate inquiry from dangerous disbelief, and how skepticism is embedded in rituals, language, and social roles. Anthropologists of skepticism examine skeptical communities (e.g., “skeptic” organizations, online skeptic forums) as cultural groups with their own totems (peer‑review, scientific consensus), initiation rituals (conferences, podcasts), and boundary‑policing mechanisms (labeling opponents “pseudoskeptics”). They also explore how skepticism varies across cultures: what counts as “healthy doubt” in one society may be seen as destructive heresy in another.

Example: “Her anthropology of skepticism fieldwork at a skeptical conference revealed that attendees performed ritual acts of debunking—like a collective reaffirmation of identity—even when the targets were already widely discredited.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026

Social Sciences of Skepticism

An interdisciplinary field applying sociological, political, and economic frameworks to understand skepticism as a social phenomenon. It examines the demographics of skeptical movements, their institutional structures, their funding sources, their relationship to media, and their role in public discourse. It also studies how skepticism can become a form of cultural capital, how it intersects with political ideologies, and how skeptical claims are produced and disseminated.

Example: “Social sciences of skepticism research showed that online skeptic communities often share the same network structures as religious groups—central influencers, echo chambers, and ritual denunciation—despite claiming to be purely evidence‑driven.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026