The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Scarlett Syndrome

Not thinking about any problems today figuring you can deal with them tomorrow, like Scarlett O'Hara did in "Gone With The Wind." "I can't think about that today, I'll think about it tomorrow." Perfect cure to whatever ails you.

Kiley: Look at all this mail you haven't opened. There must be stuff here from last Christmas.

Tara: Oh, that silly ol' mail? Toss that into the fire. I can't be bothered with that today, I'll think about it tomorrow.

Kiley: You cannot be serious! You have got a serious case of Scarlett Syndrome. Get up off your ass and deal with this pile of mail. NOW!

by alex02116 April 21, 2009

scabber

An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.

As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.

He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.

Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?

Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.

by surf biffin September 17, 2007

Scarlett

The color of a deep red is Scarlet.
Scarlett is a sexy beautiful girl who has all the confidence you would need, yet not enough to be hubris.

She sticks up for her friends and is loyal.

She is always smiling and giggly and has a great time.
You do not want to mess with Scarlett or her friends because she will fight and defend.

She can make friends with anyone. She hardly makes enemies.

I want to paint my room Scarlett.
I wish I had Scarlett's confidence.
I am so lucky to have Scarlett as a friend. She sticks up for me.
Every time I see Scarlett, she is smiling.

by OfCourseYouWantToKnow April 3, 2010

Scale of 1-10

A scale used by some men in conversation about women rating how attractive a particular woman is. The ugliest being 1 and hottest being 10. Exact description of each number from 1-10 varies. One example is:
10 - "Will you marry me?"
9 - Stunning
8 - Beautiful/Gorgeous
7 - Cute/Pretty
6 - "She's 'ight"
5 - Average looking
4 - Below average
3 - Ugly
2 - Hidious
1 - "Kill it before it lays eggs!"

"On a scale of 1-10, what would you give her?"
"Hmm, I'll say she's a 7 at least, 9 on a good day."

by ricosuavey September 12, 2016

7.4 on the Rectum scale

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"

Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!

by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007

Scarlett Vera

A very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother.

"Did you see that Scarlett Vera doing the Dino head Andi last night?" "Yeah dude, it was like she was a super freak!"

by Scopix January 3, 2019