Sacked

The act of putting your balls on someone

Joe passed out so I sacked him and took a picture

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

snaked

when something is not right, hurting or broken. when you cannot find the word to describe this inconvenience.

ugh, my back is so snaked this morning

by glaceo July 28, 2010

Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

by chris james March 9, 2007

Can't be sacked

Can't be arsed/bothered.

I can't be sacked doing my homework.

by Mullederan February 28, 2008

Shanked

Stoned as FUCK

Holy crap I'm shanked.

by Shitty Bill May 1, 2010

Trouser Snaked

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."

Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.

by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011