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Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.
The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.
by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024
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Sandusky Blowie

When you deep throat a freshly removed trach and you just slip it down the slit.
Nothing beats the feeling of tracheal rings during a Sandusky Blowie”
by Pineapple trombone February 7, 2025
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sandusky sidewinder

When you're having a 3some, bukkake your girl, and she farts it into her friends face.
Lisa invited Tiffany over last night, and everything was going great until she gave her the Sandusky sidewinder. I couldn't stop laughing, and Im pretty sure she won't come over anymore.
by Redhead the Irishman June 12, 2025
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Sandusky cropduster

When you put your butthole onto someones mouth and fart so they feel the wind down their throat
by PaladinT1D August 29, 2025
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Sandusky Surprise

When someone leaves a giant shit in the toilet and closes the lid and doesn’t flush. When the next poor soul comes in to use the bathroom, they lift the lid and see the wonderful Sandusky Surprise
Yo, that bastard hit me again with another Sandusky Surprise, that’s twice already this week!
by Imeannn December 20, 2025
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Muddy Sandusky

I got his clothes off and gave him a muddy sandusky.
by TL - Well November 10, 2011
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Flaming Sandusky

To molest young boys by fire light.

The first verified case of this was around Cheyenne Wyoming. Others think it arrived to Cheyenne via Phoenix, no one really knows. What is known is it as spread quickly and is a favorite past time in Brazil. This is not to be confused with the Surprise Flaming Sandusky. That is where the young boy thinks he is having a birthday party, only to be molested by the light of his birthday cake candles.
The scout master told the boys to gather wood. Little did they know they would soon be the recipient of the Flaming Sandusky.
by Parkdizzle October 9, 2012
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