salty

Maya mihajlovic

Maya mihajlovic is a salty person just like Paul-emile Chapuy

by showbob August 28, 2017

salty

any sensational pain either physical or emotional

oh shit, that cut looks salty

you are supposed to be my best friend but dating my girl was real salty

by LexieV January 3, 2011

salty

1. Unreasonably expensive.

1. I wanted to go to the concert last weekend, but the tickets were pretty salty.

by BadboyBill April 21, 2004

salties

In a basketball game, when a male player jumps up to shoot the ball and another player is waiting for the rebound, the guy shooting might rub his balls in the other man's face/mouth. This is similar to sucking the salt off of a peanut's shell, hence, salties.

John: SLAM DUNK!
Aaron: Yeah, but I feel bad for the other guy.
John: Why man?
Aaron: Did you see that?! He got some salties.
John: Sick dude.

by biggestdadddy December 7, 2009

salty

Sad, angry, lonely, tiredy.

Have you talked to Jacob recently?
No, he's been super salty since Alyssa broke up with him.

by zcizzle September 21, 2014

salty

Salty is the state of being worn out and irritable. It’s used the same way sweet and bitter describe an emotional state or character. Think of a sailor pulling in to port after months at sea, worn out and covered with sea salt. Or think of the pinched expression when someone eats something that is too salty.

You look salty
Yeah, I was up all night.

by brerrabbity March 4, 2008

salty

Usually described with a Caleb in there the best and in a sentence think of a fat salty Caleb

See that salty Caleb there he will rupture your ass

by Calebs a dick September 2, 2016