That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

nuff said

Enough said. YOU DONT NEED MORE!!!... STOP ASKING ME!

Obviously 0+0=8. Nuff Said.

by fo shizzle dizzle May 1, 2005

Potato Salad

Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.

1.Hey is that Potato Salad?

2.Hey what's good, you got that Potato Salad with you?

by Tyranitar August 26, 2018

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

said brown owl

Something that you say immediately after letting go an audible fart in order to confirm your responsibility for it and to capitalize on its potential humor.

He: Ffffffftttttt ... said brown owl ....
She: Funny....

by ring-tailed roarer July 31, 2009

Warm Moroccan Salad

When two very tanned naked men oil themselves with olive oil then scissor their groins together. This phrase also can be used to imply that a man engages in interesting homosexual love making techniques.

I'm not totally sure but I think Paul and Eric like the warm moroccan salad.

Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.

by Big Larry Givens March 6, 2011

said no one ever

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.

by tagz May 1, 2013