pitchfork in the saddle 

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

pitchfork in the saddle by Stu846 September 17, 2007

biting the saddle 

biting the saddle takes style-cramping to an entirely new level.

to bite the saddle is to emulate your friend's taste in everything: clothes, music, members of the opposite sex,leisure activities,general philosophy of life, accessories, even going so far as to adopt their friend's terminology and inside jokes with others and regurgitate them as their own.

Saddle biters become so engaged in making themselves in their friend's image they do not realize what they are doing, all the while insisting that's what they are into and it's a completely original product of their own creativity.

Innocent bystanders may be deceived by the saddle biter and assume that this person does in fact have a personality, based on the outward appearance of the individual biting the saddle, and the cultural references and name dropping that he/she engages in to gain access to a social group. However if the saddle biter was ever pressed it would become abundantly clear that he/she has only superficial knowledge of anything cool which has been gleaned from the originator of the style.

"Oh my god! I can't believe you like {insert obscure band name here} and {insert obscure movie title here} and going {insert random activity here} TOO! we are so alike! you are the coolest person ever"
"I KNOW. i love all those things more than anything."
"so like whats your favorite song by {obscure band}?
<crickets>
"ummm uhhh my friend ummm is like more into them than me"
"oh so its your friend who has the good taste"
"yea well we both do"
"and you are just a human wasteland"
"pretty much"
"stop biting the saddle"

biting the saddle by cooler than you could ever be April 1, 2008

daddy saddle 

A daddy saddle is someone’s saddle who is just so advanced it’s beginner.

OKAY I SEE YOU DADDY SADDLE WORRRRRKKKKK DADDY

daddy saddle by wickerballsdaddysaddle September 12, 2019

side saddle 

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.

Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!

side saddle by Djinn November 2, 2006

Warm Saddle 

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area

Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.

Warm Saddle by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014

Smooth Saddle 

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

Smooth Saddle by distress November 28, 2016

virginia saddle 

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.

Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing

virginia saddle by togim April 21, 2018