Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.

"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."

by T3hTool August 19, 2011

sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

by pacfan834 December 26, 2007

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Surprise Communism

A different way to say robbery

yo, Surprise Communism, give me your money

by RandomAnvil November 9, 2020

Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up

Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast

by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017

surprise pickle

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.

1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"

by Stare July 23, 2014