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Stitch Fuck

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016
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Coven of stitches

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
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Stitched

An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*
"Oh man XD I just got stitched"
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synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
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Stahl Stitch

The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025
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Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.
This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.
by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020
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Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".
Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019
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