between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017

Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 2, 2017

pushy squeeze

a sport in which competitors aim for targets using an empty film canister by squeezing it and launching the lid.

fancy a game of pushy squeeze?

hey the pushy squeeze tournaments are on sky sports 1!

by hardcore tomas March 29, 2008

residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 September 30, 2011

squeezing a creamer

Rubbing one out,masturbating

I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"

by All the good ones are taken October 28, 2014

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!

by westtd October 3, 2022