peng soviet

A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.

Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.

by Fickle Author December 24, 2018

Soviet Union

The best country ever that has fallen

The great Soviet Union

by Gun January 18, 2025

Grammar Soviet

A Grammar Soviet is like a Grammar Nazi, just a bit softer and slower to condemn you to the fiery pits of hell than a Grammar Nazi would be.

Random Guy on Reddit: lOL I JUST GOT TEH KNEW COD GAME!! I NO UR ALL JEALOUS!

Grammar Nazi comment in this scenario: Oh my God, is English even your first language? Learn to speak properly or get the fuck out, please.
Grammar Soviet comment in this scenario: Okay, that a truly horrible sentence—if we can even call it that. Make sure to either slow down and think about what you’re typing or have someone proofread. Please.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

Soviet connections

The main theme in the game Grand Theft Auto IV.

-Yo, you know Soviet connections?
-I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

by -kyfly May 26, 2023

Soviet Sacktap

When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.

"When that protestor bent over I Soviet sacktapped his ass."

by Sleazy Beazly January 31, 2021

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020