Scat Muncher

Consumer of arse nuggets, eater of cakes cooked in the mud oven.

You see that Michael Barrymore? He's a scat muncher he is.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Scat-porn-atosis

What happens after you look up some form of disgusting porn with your friends: Your computer is plauged with millions of viruses so that it won't work correctly anymore...

This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.

Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!

MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...

Mom: Oh you kids...

by Von Mannshaft March 14, 2009

scat queen

A female ruler of the practice of scat sex.

The women ate my fecal matter off my penis so well therefore she was announced scat queen.

by queenofscat August 22, 2011

Scat

In Jazz Vocalization, scat singing is vocal improvisation with nonsense words and syllables or without words at all. Scat singing gives the vocalist the ability to sing improvised melodies and rhythms, to create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using their voice.

Ella Fitzgerald singing "How High The Moon":
www.jazz-on-line.com/a/ramc
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She really "scats" around 1:30 into the song. Ella is the master!

The term Scat was used for jazz before the other dirty association!

by Gregory May May 3, 2008

scat

1) A shorter way to say, "Get out of here!" Used as an exclamation.
2) A stuttering style used on the mike while rapping. Popularized by Scatman John.

1)
(from Jerry Maguire...well not really)
Dorothy: "I've always loved you, Jerry. You had me at hello. You...complete...me. (crying emotionally)"
Jerry: "Scat, woman! This ain't no god-damned soup kitchen! Go get your fat ass a job! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!"

2)
"Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman."
-Scatman John, "Scatman"

by Nick D May 2, 2005

scat

the act of taking a steaming dump on your partner's chest and then smearing it in with hands and/or toungue while moaning. See also:hot carl

i took a steaming dump on deena's chest and massaged it into her breasts with my hands and then licked my fingers

by PoopMonkey May 4, 2003

scat

1) A type of jazz singing involving use of short (usually one syllable) words that aren't actually words, like a kind of filler.
2) Sexual activiy relating to or involving faeces

1) That Louis Armstrong is well good at scat singing.
2) My mate's into scat.

by moonsky29 November 22, 2006