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Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.
Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"
by TheDudeguyman January 13, 2009
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shat-gnat

n. A person who smells like ass.

v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.
v. That girls breath smelled so bad, it was as if she had been shat-gnatting all night.

n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!
by mwoods244 July 7, 2010
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Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.
I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.
by remtiw mada November 27, 2010
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SHAT-O-GASM

the sense of relief or excitement u feel when you shit reaallly hard......
what a shat-o-gasm i had!!
by nitzME March 17, 2009
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shat brack

Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!

Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!

Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
by Kevin FitzGerald October 22, 2006
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Shat-Nav

Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.

They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"

Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
by borntoboogie July 5, 2009
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shat upon from a dizzying height

1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;

2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.

2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006
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