Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.

Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.

by Juicy A June 24, 2016

Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting

by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019

Gas Shaft

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.

Or

If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!

I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.

by Reeltor November 9, 2012

Quill Shaft

verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.

noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.

verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.

noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.

by TopShape13 November 12, 2011

quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee

I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.

by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013

self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.

Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008