hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shite

a wat of saying shit and it is NOT british like the first person said. its very irish.

retard:shite is how you say shit in britian.
irish guy: THATS SHITE!!! its an irish word, ye ninny!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

shite

A boggers way of saying shit. Used widely in Ireland

the hurling was shite today

by evie February 3, 2003

bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

by megaturd March 11, 2010

shited

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.

"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."

by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006