Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark.
by Franklin Square December 19, 2003
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kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009
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by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013
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by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005
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Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.
Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.
Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.
Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.
by edwin May 15, 2004
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by traderjoe January 10, 2010
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Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015
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