st francis de sales

a large building that specialties in child torture and manipulation, residing in the Adelaide Hills. St Francis guarantees you no individual choices, and promises to brainwash your children into brainless little clones.

Girl: so what did you so this week at st francis de sales college?
Boy: eh not much. the usual..i got raped by like 10 of my teachers

by nekodueee March 15, 2009

sands point

Pretty much the greatest place on earth. Everyone here is super rich. We all get Mercedes Benz's and BMW's for our 16th birthdays and we live in mansions on the water. We belong to the village club, that has golfing, tennis, a pool, a grill, and what they call, The Mansion, the gorgeous dining hall that used to be the estate of the Guggenheims. Clearly its gorgeous and huge. We also have the Sands Point Preserve, which has two castles on it, also formerly the estate of the Guggenheims. Although there are public schools in Port Washington, the nearest town, we all go to private schools for proper education. We end up at Ivy Leagues, and go on to become rich investment bankers and trophy wives just like our parents. We have gorgeous children who we dress in Burberry Kids from the time they turn 1, and we leave the taking care of them to the nannies. I mean, what would we do if we got grape juice on our Prada coats? Well, buy a new one of course, but if it got on our Chanel bags, oh boy!

Girl 1: See that girl over there? She's from Sands Point!

Girl 2: Oh my god! I'm so jealous! She looks so glamorous!

by xoSandsPxo January 8, 2010

camel salesman

Scapegoat that makes for excellent trollbait.

Extremely good at (homo)

Where has that scapegoat Camel Salesman gone again for me to e-bully! my e-wang is lacking.
*shakes fist*

CAMEL SALESMAN SHUTUP SHUT UP SHUTUHPSTUHPSTHUSPTUHSPTUHSU !!!!
*shakes fist*

Hyosung.
*shakes fist*

Your mum left poo all over my fist!
*shakes fist*

by Angus Fantapube. April 24, 2008

Sadness

The pussier version of depression

Daniel: Your sadness isn't as bad as mine
Craig: Shut up, you can't talk

by Lunchbox 92 July 18, 2017

salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

sadness and sorrow

That sad song IN naruto

1.Oh , that's the sad song

2.Me:Sadness and sorrow is sadder than any billie Ellish song

14yo grills: UM NO! Billie's songs will make you cry
Me : sounds like trash
14 yo grill :AAAAAAAAA
I can't find kid naruto o a swing looking sad so I will use this gif because it is naruto

by I like crush 40 January 17, 2020

anti-salesman

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"

Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...

by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011