Russian wrecking ball

The act of giving someone a black eye(s) by beating them in the face with ones own testicles.

Tom beat down Mark then finished him off with a Russian wrecking ball.

by Onion Poptarts January 27, 2010

Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.

Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!

by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011

the Russell

the specific prancing gait practiced by handlers of show dogs during competitions or exhibitions.

a swift movement of the handlers feet parading a show dog,

She was skilled at the Russell as she led the pampered pooch in the dog show.

by russw/2ll February 15, 2017

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

Russophobia

Russian people who possess an irrational fear of how the world perceives them due to their paranoid, erratic and aggressive non-humanistic behaviour against anything and anybody who is not Russian.

An example of this would be (but not limited to): Anybody who does not agree with Russian people are considered to be Nazis and fascists within their own skewed perceptions of reality.

This is mainly a result of being brainwashed by their own propaganda, their inability to formulate their own opinions, to accept anything factual and their overall denial of any truth that opposes their underlying agendas of world dominion and the death to Western culture (or anything else that is foreign). Also propagated by their own egotistical rationale of being a supreme race and their ideological frame of the "Ruski Mir"also known as the Russian world which consists of being paid in rubles, drinking vodka and hanging a Turkish rug on the wall of their Soviet built apartments.

Russophobia is considered to be a joke on the world stage and anybody who believes it to be true suffers from the delusional incapability of being able to think for themselves.

by Like&Subscribe July 6, 2022

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

by Business Horse June 10, 2012

Crown Russe

Nectar of the Gods. It is highly advisable to drink via shots and/or chugged mixed drinks to attempt to avoid the generally unavoidable gag reflex as this nectar touches your tongue.

I'd like to be full retard by the pregame without having to spend more than five dollars for 15 shots. I guess it will be the fourth Crown Russe night this week then. Too bad I can't afford something that doesn't taste like shit.

by MO10shots December 29, 2011