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Muddy Rudder

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.
We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.
by dave invented it May 22, 2006
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ruddager

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1.a person who willfully or ignorantly destroys or mars something beautiful or valuable. can also be described as a petty vandal or hoodlum.
2.A tough, often aggressive,violentor unrully youth.
'was it that young ruddager stole my wallet'
by C. Guevara November 17, 2006
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paul rudd

to take an inordinate amount of time on the toilet, typically playing Words with Friends or browsing Instagram.
Sally must be in there taking a Paul Rudd, it has been almost 30 minutes!

pooping number 2 instagram words with friends
by extendedsitter March 10, 2015
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Double Dutch Rudder

all in all just a dutch rudder but with two males each holding there own penis and performing the act on each other with there other arm.
Man all the ladies left me and Mark and the party so we got our freak on with the double dutch rudder.
by Darryl Jacoby March 14, 2009
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Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull

A variation of the Dutch Rudder using bunk beds. The male individual on the top bunk lays face down on the mattress while the individual on the bottom bunk uses their feet and legs to push up on the bottom of the top bunk repeatedly.
Martha: "Last night I heard a ruckus coming from the boy's bedroom and what I thought was them jumping on the bed, I went in to find them doing the 'Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull'."

Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
by neato gang August 18, 2011
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Muddy Rudder

A variation of the "Dutch Rudder".

During anal sex, you pull out, you grab your "muddy" dick, your partner takes hold of your forearm and "helps" you masturbate.
Last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy sex with the muddy rudder. It was awesome!
by jimmy2time January 22, 2010
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Muddy rudder

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.
I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.
by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010
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