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Rule 16

Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.

Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen
Player 1: Did you check out Rocket Dog' profile? She is so hot, so I PM'd her and she is sexy cool!

Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!

Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!
by mtnmeister July 8, 2009
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The Dr. Dre Rules

If a white person hears a rap song featuring the n-word, it isn't considered racist for him to sing along with it so long as the word is part of the song's lyrics, as defined by Chris Rock in his HBO special "Kill The Messenger."
"What are the Dr. Dre Rules? What are the rules when a Dr. Dre song comes on the radio or plays at a club, what is the procedure that goes into effect? Because sometimes I'm with my white friends and a Dr. Dre song comes on and there's a lot of 'niggers' in a Dr. Dre song. And they want to enjoy it, but they can't really enjoy it around me. So they start taking out the 'niggers' or mumbling the 'niggers' and it's just a sad sight to see. It's just sad to see a white person try to do a nigger-less rendition of a Dr. Dre song, it's just fuckin' depressing. And they're trying to rap along without saying 'nigger' and they're like 'Creeping down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause-I-don't-know-what-the fuck-to-say!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a-ha-ha-ha-ha' But I know when I'm not there, they lean into that shit, 'he's not here, turn it up - down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause NIGGER!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a NIGGER ON HIS BACK-AND KILL HIM, I HATE NIGGERS!' 'Hey man, that's not even in the song.' 'I got a little carried away, I'm sorry about that, they should put it in, they really should.' Don't worry white people, get your Dre on; get your Dre on, get your Jay on, get your Kanye on. It's alright, it's all good, it's okay; it's got to be in the song, though." -Chris Rock, "Kill The Messenger.
by stewbeef May 2, 2011
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Rule of 8

Giving someone up to 8 hours on the dating swipe apps to respond after the initial match or after the last written conversation. If they aren't interested in you enough to contact you within 8 hours, then they won't be after.

Depending on the time of day, the 8 hours is to allow for a workday if they are at work and can't respond back or aren't allowed to have their phones with them. It also allows for sleeping. After 8 hours with no response, they get deleted.
In my dating profile: “Swipe right to meet someone fun and active. Looking to find someone with similar interests. Just want to let you know that I use the 'Rule of 8' with my matches. Hope to hear from you.”
by WordyWordpecker December 5, 2020
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hand rule

When dating if you have sex with a woman more then five times she considers you two to be in a relationship. No matter from the outset it was agreed upon there were no strings attached there are still strings attached whether the male thinks so or not.
Dude, you slept with her how many times? You shoulda stuck to the hand rule!
by Kevin J Abq January 27, 2009
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50-50-90 rule

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
When flipping a coin, take into account the 50-50-90 rule,most likely you'll be wrong.
by SonicWolf January 18, 2009
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Aussiball Rules

AussiBall Rules is a derogatory term for the sport commonly known as Aussie Rules or sometimes Australian Rules.

The infantile connotation pokes fun at the absurdity of the sport and the belief that a game once known only as Melbourne Rules has the same impact on world sport as football does.

The term is mostly used by people in Queensland and New South Wales, but also by Victorians who are sick of being called homosexual for liking football or rugby.
Only sixteen professional teams exist in the entire world, ten of which are in one city and share only two home grounds.

Yes, Aussiball Rules is bigger than the Premier League in England and Serie A in Italy and is taking over the world.
by West Ham Geezer March 14, 2007
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rule universe

this is far it,s used to end rule 34 artist and their bad miss deeds using this word needs you to rank up from rule inf then you need to rank up from rule Hyperspace to achieve rule Universe this is the last stage of the rules
rule 34 artist: hey wanna see some rule 34

You: Rule universe kid

rule 34 artist: Got to run
by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 17, 2021
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