Roberto

SPIC-Mows lawns for a living and will do it for anything even if it’s a dime. Has a dad that is a homo and landscapes everything but his cock. Recently crossed the boarder but will be sent back soon

That stupid Roberto forgot to bring his spic clan to mow my lawn

by Jake madalon April 28, 2019

Roberto

This is the person to dm swoop two girls and try to suck there nip hairs but if you meet them meet them at the courts.

I won’t meet you at the courts Roberto.

by Clap trap August 6, 2019

Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019

Robertosis

A mental disorder that gives pessimistic meaning to every action a person does, specially if it's gayish.

Guy 1: Selling my car..
Person with Robertosis: He just want to let us know he has nice car

by thelastblingking September 11, 2019

Roberto

Biggest pedophile

Big Fat Bitch

Gay as fuck

Robertos gay ass raped a kid

by xxxgod420 October 12, 2019

Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last

Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee

by Fuck you kid you’re so adopted December 4, 2019

Roberto

A very sweaty math guy

Roberto is doing the smart stuff

by Wor Maket December 18, 2019